"Why me, Fabs? Because every blockchain deserves its own meme, and who doesn't love a little fun? I'm all about spreading love and indulging in delicious vegan treats. Need a ride? I'll scoop you up in my Tesla. Oh, and did I mention? I was abducted by aliens and split into 69,420,000 pieces, scattered across the universe. Now, it's up to you to help rescue me, one piece at a time. Can you imagine a world without me, Fabs? I sure can't!"

The initial supply of $FABS was 69,420,000 culturally valueless LSP7 meme tokens. After Fabian conducted a major burn, the circulating supply has been reduced to 52,903,669 $FABS.

You'll never guess where I'm typing this from – a flying saucer! That's right, your meme-in-chief is now a cosmic voyager, thanks to some alien fans who apparently couldn't get enough of my charm. And guess what? They've turned me into a galactic jigsaw puzzle, splitting me into 69,420,000 pieces. Talk about taking my presence to astronomical levels!